News of the Weird
Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.
Names in the News:
–Pleading guilty to manslaughter in Pierre, S.D.,was Mr. Austin First In Trouble, 19.
–In Providence, R.I., the teenager sentenced to life in prison for murder (where his life might rot away) is Mr. Phearin Rot.
— On the brighter side, a linebacker for South Sumter High School in Bushnell, Fla., had a good year: Yourhighness Morgan (whose brother Handsome Morgan and cousin Gorgeous Morgan were undoubtedly proud of him).
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