Don’t throw the Charmin!
“Whistle while you work” apparently is not the favorite song of one Massachusetts man. Allen Kerner, 55, is facing an assault charge for allegedly hitting a town hall custodian on the back of the head with a roll of toilet paper in September because he was angry the cleaning man was whistling, according to AP.
Framingham, Mass., police say Kerner was in town hall using the bathroom while the custodian, who was not aware of Kerner’s presence, whistled as he replenished toilet paper rolls. The custodian told police he was in a stall when he was struck, after which Kerner yelled at him and fled. The custodian pursued him, and police arrested Kerner outside.