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The unassuming town of Greensburg, Pa. (pop. 16,000, just east of Pittsburgh), was the site of two high-profile arrests recently. In July, James Kilpatrick, 21, was suspected as the man responsible for several toe-kissing incidents, including one underneath a public library table, when he allegedly kissed the feet of a 12-year-old girl and asked if he could kiss her liver.
In September, Robert Domasky, 48, who cross-dresses as “Kelly,” was charged with trespassing (and suspected of identity theft) after “Kelly” was found outside the girls’ locker room at Greensburg Salem High School looking for the cheerleading coach. The 200-pound Domasky said he merely wanted her to teach him some cheers. In Domasky’s apartment, police found cheerleader magazines and uniforms, pompoms, and photos of “Kelly” in cheerleader garb.
Self-described conservative Republican Larry Schwarz, formerly a legislator and parole board member in Colorado, was profiled in the Rocky Mountain News in August for his successful new career as warehouse manager and bookkeeper for his stepdaughter’s pornography business. The stepdaughter had retired as a porn actress (name: “Jewel DeNyle”) and formed Platinum X Pictures, Canoga Park, Calif., also employing her mother. Schwarz said he still believes in the Republican ideals of self-reliance, lower taxes and individual freedom, and believes also that he is perfectly well demonstrating “family values.”
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