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A 30-year-old man was sentenced to probation for entering a funeral home’s living nativity scene last Christmas and having sex with one of the sheep (Charleston, W.Va.).
Agence France-Presse reported from Seville, Spain, during a political forum just prior to the national elections, that a female campaign worker shouted to Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar that “you have really nice ones” and “You may be short, but you’ve got them firmly attached”
A 23-year-old man who opened the passenger door of a pickup truck to urinate (even though the truck was zooming along Houston’s Southwest Freeway at the time) fell out and was fatally run over (June).
Sonny Morris El, 32, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for a collision that caused the death of a 25-year-old woman, who was sitting in his lap having sex with him while he drove (Monmouth, Ill., June).
And driver Michael Lappin, 18, was set for trial after his arrest for fatally hitting another driver after losing control of his car because he was receiving oral sex from a woman as he drove (Green Bay, Wis., June).
A courthouse had to be closed for a week, as judges, lawyers and employees were attacked by an infestation of fleas (Henrietta, Texas).
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