xxxNews Of The Weirdxxx
Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.
From Police Blotters:
(1) (Washington Post, April 11) “Mount Olivet Road NE, 1200 block, March 30. An animal control officer responding to a call about a snake in a bathroom reported that the snake was actually a hair band.”
(2) (Vancouver (Wash.) Columbian, Jan. 7) “A Vancouver police officer was sent to a home in the 3100 block of S Street … when a woman called 911 to say a group of 30 cannibals from Yacolt were trying to break into her house. (O)fficers were unable to locate any cannibals.”
(3) (Grass Valley (Calif.) Union, March 30) “A Dorsey Drive convalescent facility reported that one Alzheimer’s patient struck another Alzheimer’s patient, but neither of them remembered the incident or wanted medical attention.”
Convicted own-home arsonist Merle Crossman, 49, in an Ellsworth, Maine, prison, filed a lawsuit against Middlesex Mutual Insurance Co. demanding payment of $75,000 on the house he burned down, claiming that since he pleaded “no contest,” and not “guilty,” he is still entitled to insurance payments.
Oops! In February in Chichester, N.H., Thomas A. Barrett was fined $240 and given a six-month suspended sentence for his no-contest plea to creating a false fire alarm. Barrett told the judge that he was celebrating his 21st birthday at Jillian’s Bar & Grill, and as he staggered down a hallway to the men’s room, he mistakenly urinated on the floor and pulled the fire alarm, which he thought was a toilet’s flushing mechanism.
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