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Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.

Chan Kwok-keung, 34, was sentenced to four months in jail for stealing a court interpreter’s purse; he was in the courtroom at the time on theft charges (but had just been cleared) (Hong Kong, March).

In December, Saskatchewan’s Court of Queen’s Bench upheld a ruling of the province’s human rights commission that four Bible verses (referred to in a newspaper ad) created illegal hate speech because they subjected gay men to “ridicule.” The ad consisted of citations to verses that are considered by many Christians to condemn homosexuality, and a silhouette of two men holding hands, inside the symbol for prohibited behavior (a red circle with a red line through it).

Jeannie M. Patrinos, 32, was sentenced in February to five years’ probation for sexual assault. A judge in Lancaster, Wis., found that Patrinos, who was estranged from her husband, broke into his home, climbed into bed with him, and was “having sex” with him, against his will. The husband’s girlfriend was asleep in the same bed, until the man’s protests woke her up.

In February, Wesley Fitzpatrick applied to a Kansas City, Kan., judge for, and was granted, a temporary restraining order against a female whom he said was stalking him (making him “scared, depressed and in fear for my freedom”). However, the order was rescinded when Fitzpatrick showed up to ask that it be made permanent, in that the “stalker” was actually his parole officer carrying out her lawful supervision. In fact, Fitzpatrick was immediately arrested for not having met with her. (Temporary restraining orders are usually granted by judges without investigation.)

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